Handy Manny is still single because all of his friends are tools.
My cousins and I were watching TV and I changed it to Avatar: The Last Airbender. The opening comes on, you know, “Water. Earth. Fire. Air.” And my cousin just goes, “Hey, I’ve never seen anyone else use air.”
YES.
ALL THE AIRBENDERS WERE KILLED.
DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION.
every time i log off
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
